Crap Gadgets

Arm Massager

The Arm Massager is a stationary device that one fists for therapeutic benefits. It is $50 at Taylor Gifts. [via RGS]

Disappointment, Torment

Comments (3)

3 Comments

  1. It must have a very heavy base not to scoot around the table as you fist it.

    Comment by Heather — November 15, 2008 @ 8:55 am

  2. I invented this device. While saying that you “fist it” is not inaccurate, that’s not really what this is for. Nor, as some men have suggested, should one attempt to have sex with the Roleo. That could cause injury. No, the Roleo treats and prevents hand and arm pain of different types. You can look at a picture and make a fisting joke, or you could actually try it out. It feels great and it works. Thousands have been sold and only one person so far has taken advantage of the 30 day money back guarantee, and that was basically because it didn’t hurt enough. Go figure.

    Comment by Paul — February 9, 2009 @ 12:19 am

  3. Thank you for commenting, Paul! I don’t suffer from any relevant conditions, but it’s clearly an ingenious and useful gadget and we wish you every success. Thank you for not taking our mischief too seriously.

    Comment by Rob — February 9, 2009 @ 1:40 am

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