Mini burger vacuum
Another reason you’re fat, you don’t do any housework to burn those burger calories.
Power Nap Capsule
Not to sure how well I would nap after laying down $25,000.00 for this piece of crap
iPhone battery
Having to use both hands to properly hold your iPhone would be a pain.
Mood Music
Completely useless for those who are colorblind. Also, generally useless.
More breast speakers
Another “pair” of speakers. There seems to be a trend in this model. As a woman I have to ask where is my iCock?
Pig speakers
Fat, sumo wrestler, pigs with cords coming out of their bums. The world of speakers has hit a new low.
Pac Man oven mitts
Uncomfortable and clumsy looking, the ghosts would have been a much better choice for the piece of cheesy retro wear.