Crap Gadgets

USB Thumbdrive Cosy

beschizza — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:19:06 +0000

Keyboard gloves

Heather — Tue, 05 May 2009 20:42:01 +0000

Get your friend some rhythm sticks and you can have the dorkiest basement band EVAH!

Drum Mousepad

Heather — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:41:08 +0000

A great way to waste your time and money.

Photo booth

Heather — Fri, 01 May 2009 13:42:38 +0000

For only $11,000 you can have the worst Polaroid Camera in the world!

Food flavored dental floss

Heather — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:06:17 +0000

It needs to come in antacid flavor.

Handheld Instant Star and Constellation Identifier

Heather — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:42:42 +0000

Heaven forbid you actually use a field guide.

Eyeglasses cleaner

Heather — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:34:49 +0000

I can see the infomercial now: “Tired of having to clean your glasses?” Billy Mays bellows over footage of an old lady inadvertently smashing her glasses with a microfiber cloth. “Tired of harsh cleaning chemicals getting in your eyes?” The old lady tears at her bloody, cauterized orbits.

“Never be bothered with the effort of cleaning your glasses again.”

Solar-powered Squirrel

beschizza — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:04:24 +0000

You’d have to be nuts to pay $55 for this. [via Oh Gizmo]

Snore Reducing Pillow

Heather — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:56:06 +0000

The $129.95 price tag makes this 16 degrees of crap.

USB Pole Dancer

beschizza — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:46:20 +0000

“Customers buy this item with The Hillary Nutcracker,” Amazon reports.

USB Pole Dancer [Amazon]