Crap Gadgets

Drum Mousepad

75921

A great way to waste your time and money.

Despair

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Handheld Instant Star and Constellation Identifier

72953

Heaven forbid you actually use a field guide.

Despair,Nausea

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Power Nap Capsule


Not to sure how well I would nap after laying down $25,000.00 for this piece of crap

Despair

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Electric Etch-a-Sketch


Must they destroy my childhood?

Despair

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Air purifier

The amazing thing is people still believe these work. Of course, not as many as before, as it’s now 50% off.

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Oh sugar

For those lazy bastards who can’t bother to use a measuring cup.

Despair

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See spotlight charge


Here’s another thing to curse when you lose it.

Confusion,Despair

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Why eBay is Crap Mountain

Dan Rutter explains why everything on eBay is garbage.

Despair

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$300 Stress Eraser

Stress Eraser is a “biofeedback training device,” that tells you your pulse rate, and displays a graph showing how it’s gone up and down in the last few moments. Why would one want to do this? To ride the Vagus! From the blurb:

“Many people assume their pulse rate stays very constant. This is not the case. Pulse rates continually move up and down. The StressEraser displays the up-and-down movement of the pulse rate as a wave. What causes your pulse rate to move up and down? … The up-and-down movement of your pulse rate is caused by the activity of one nerve in your body: the vagus nerve. The vagus nerve is the primary pacifying nerve of the body. Each time the vagus nerve activates, it pacifies the organs and glands that it touches.

The Stress Eraser will tell you when your Vagus nerve is aligned with your meridians, or whatever, so that you can chill out better. Which you will very much need to do, as this jumble of recycled electronics kit parts will set you back $300.

Product Page [Bio Medical]

Despair,Hatred

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Religious Scriptures

Horseshoes and Handgrenades.

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Bitterness,Despair,Disappointment,Ennui,Hatred,Torment

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