Crap Gadgets

USB Thumbdrive Cosy

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Confusion

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Eyeglasses cleaner

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I can see the infomercial now: “Tired of having to clean your glasses?” Billy Mays bellows over footage of an old lady inadvertently smashing her glasses with a microfiber cloth. “Tired of harsh cleaning chemicals getting in your eyes?” The old lady tears at her bloody, cauterized orbits.

“Never be bothered with the effort of cleaning your glasses again.”

Confusion

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Solar-powered Squirrel

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You’d have to be nuts to pay $55 for this. [via Oh Gizmo]

Confusion,Fear

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Septopus charger


Not even Spiderman would want this at his desk.

Confusion

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Que?


It sounds worse than a Speak and Spell. Killer: how do you understand the answers?

Confusion

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Slowly awaken to Dalek


EXTERMINATE!

Confusion

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See spotlight charge


Here’s another thing to curse when you lose it.

Confusion,Despair

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Mouse with built-in USB scale

It’s the convergence device you’ve been waiting for: a mouse you can … weigh things with? [via BBG]

Confusion

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