Decapitated Care Bear Phone Holster
“Car bears love to be together with you. Please give it a big hag. It smiles so happily.” [Strapya via Engadget]
Reproduction Scale Hooks
At first sight, this $80 set appears to be a wonderful remnant of a bygone era, when precision engineering was wedded to intricate craftsmanship. Ah, but no.
“These are not working scales,” says the blurb at Signal, “but they will hold coats.”