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More breast speakers


Another “pair” of speakers. There seems to be a trend in this model. As a woman I have to ask where is my iCock?

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The power of voodoo

There’s nothing like wasting time creating a dolly.

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Arm Massager

The Arm Massager is a stationary device that one fists for therapeutic benefits. It is $50 at Taylor Gifts. [via RGS]

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Religious Scriptures

Horseshoes and Handgrenades.

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Denon’s $500 Ethernet Cable

Worth $500?
If this “audio” cable were $50, one might simply laugh at the gullible cultists it’s marketed at and move on. One might even search for some charitable excuse for wasting such a sum. But no. This is not $50. This is $500. $500.

Denon joins the ranks of audiophile scammers in true style. Bravo!

Product Page [Denon via BBG]

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