Posted by beschizza on Saturday, June 6, 2009
Confusion
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Get your friend some rhythm sticks and you can have the dorkiest basement band EVAH!
Posted by Heather on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Fear
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A great way to waste your time and money.
Posted by Heather on Monday, May 4, 2009
Despair
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For only $11,000 you can have the worst Polaroid Camera in the world!
Posted by Heather on Friday, May 1, 2009
Disappointment
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It needs to come in antacid flavor.
Posted by Heather on Thursday, April 30, 2009
Nausea
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Heaven forbid you actually use a field guide.
Posted by Heather on Thursday, April 23, 2009
Despair, Nausea
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I can see the infomercial now: “Tired of having to clean your glasses?” Billy Mays bellows over footage of an old lady inadvertently smashing her glasses with a microfiber cloth. “Tired of harsh cleaning chemicals getting in your eyes?” The old lady tears at her bloody, cauterized orbits.
“Never be bothered with the effort of cleaning your glasses again.”
Posted by Heather on Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Confusion
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You’d have to be nuts to pay $55 for this. [via Oh Gizmo]
Posted by beschizza on Monday, April 20, 2009
Confusion, Fear
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The $129.95 price tag makes this 16 degrees of crap.
Posted by Heather on Monday, April 20, 2009
Bitterness
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“Customers buy this item with The Hillary Nutcracker,” Amazon reports.
USB Pole Dancer [Amazon]
Posted by beschizza on Sunday, April 19, 2009
Nausea
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